Bastard Crew Shirt

Maximum salt. Zero apologies.

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a warning label. The Saltiest T is for the unapologetic, unfiltered, unbothered bastard who doesn’t flinch, fold, or fake it. Whether you’re on the water, on the tools, or just off your face — this tee brings the attitude.

• Heavy-duty black cotton. Like your humour.

• Loud, proud Salty Bastard print that screams from the chest

• Signature sleeve hit and full-back smackdown: Salty by Nature. Bastard by Choice.

• Built for real blokes — 2XL and 3XL only. No skinny fit nonsense.

Wear it fishing. Wear it fighting. Wear it to Christmas lunch with the in-laws.
Just don’t wear it if you can’t handle the heat.

The Saltiest T. You’ve earned it.